I’m sure you’ve all had a time when you were either shopping for some fresh gear, picking up some boars head honey roasted turkey for lunch the next day, or your scooping a fresh pair of Ray bans for summer, and you see a sexy ass girl working the cash register. For years I never could figure out the perfect way to ask them for their number and I always left the store pissed at myself for bitching out, and on top of that I’d look in my shopping bag and realize that I bought a pink pair of Nikes or a Red pair of Ray Bans because I was focused on the girl.
Then, randomly one day after work, I was buying some a fat, juicy, fucking porterhouse for dinner and there happen to be a cute brunette working the register. The swag just happened to be dripping that day, and I unintentionally came across the perfect plan for asking any cashier for her number.
Step 1: 95% Percent of cashiers have some type of name tag, so quickly figure out her name and ask her how her day is going. Simple. You see the majority of people are so rapped up in themselves that they don’t take the time to see how others are doing and just by calling her by her name and asking how her day is going you will immediately grab her attention.
Step 2: You make a joke. She most likely is going to give you the generic “good how about you?” answer, but if she happens to say something like “I’m really tired” jump on it. Say something like “Alright you go home, I’ll take over your shift for that rest of the night. I’ve always wondered what it was like to be a cashier anyway. Give me your shirt.” If she does go with the standard “good how about you?” just have a simple joke planned. Comment on the rainy weather saying something like “My days going good, there’s just freaking monsoon going on outside. I might have to swim home.” If you’re buying clothes say, “Do you even like this shirt?” She’ll say she does and then say, “Okay if one person tells me they don’t like it I’m gunna come back here and be pissed at you,” and give a smile so she knows you’re kidding. Do you best to make her smile, give her a smirk back (nothing to crazy) and let her know what your swag feels like.
Step 3: If you get passed Step 2 and the girl is single, you’re sitting pretty good right here and ya boy Deezy is going to hook you up right quick. At this point you will likely be paying for whatever it is that you’re buying. Use your credit or debit card. This way she’s going to give you two copies of your receipt, and she’ll ask you to sign one of them. Take you copy flip it over and write this on the back:
Your Phone number:____________
Give it to her and say “you sign this one while I sign mine.”
BOOM! I fucking love it. It works well because most at most places girls probably aren’t supposed to be giving out there number, but this allows them to be sneaky about it. Wait a day to text her; it will build a little anticipation and then text.