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Rated R: 40 Totally Dirty Pickup Lines That Just Might Work

Honestly, pickup lines don't often work. The best thing you could hope for when using a pickup line is that you really make a woman laugh. If you use one of these 40 dirty pickup lines, that just might happen! Check them out below:

  1. Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
  2. Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
  3. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
  4. Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
  5. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  6. You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
  7. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  8. Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice.
  9. Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you.
  10. Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
  11. Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener.
  12. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
  13. Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.
  14. If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas.
  15. Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
  16. If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
  17. Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
  18. Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
  19. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
  20. Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
  21. I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
  22. Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
  23. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
  24. I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
  25. Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
  26. You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
  27. Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
  28. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  29. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
  30. There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
  31. I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  32. I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
  33. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  34. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  35. You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
  36. Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
  37. Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
  38. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
  39. You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
  40. Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!

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Age Is Just A Number: Does It Really Matter If There’s An Age Gap Between Partners?

When it comes to relationships, there are so many factors to figure out. These things are complicated! One of the biggest dating topics that almost always leads to a heated debate is the idea of age gaps. (When we say “age gap,” we mean an age difference of at least five years.) Many people say that “age is just a number,” and therefore it has no relevance in a relationship. Others feel that large age gaps can seriously impact a relationship and that in some cases, they're even inappropriate (as in one of the partners is underage!) To add to the debate, we're going to break down the good and the bad of age gaps in relationships right here. Take a look:

The Good

Those in favor of age gaps in relationships may be on to something. Barring any relationships that involve underage individuals (if you're in one of these, consider yourself disgusting…and a criminal), relationships with age gaps can actually be great things. If you're involved with someone significantly older, they are more likely to be more experienced, cultured and wiser. This can help you to grow as a person and improve upon yourself in a way that being with someone your own age cannot. On the flipside, if you're the one that is older, you get the great privilege of helping someone else to grow.

The Bad

While there are good aspects to age gaps in relationships, we have to admit that there are more bad aspects. The most obvious bad aspect is the stigma. There is a major stigma surrounding large age gaps in relationships. For instance, younger women who are with much older men are often viewed as “gold diggers” who are only after the man's money. Many people doubt the legitimacy of these relationships due to the social stigma. Another negative aspect is that the two partners are at very different points in their life, and therefore they often want entirely different things. The younger partner may want to have kids one day, while the older partner does not want kids because they already have them and are past that point in their life. Being at different places in life also makes it hard for the two partners to understand one another. Issues that are important to the older partner may have no relevance to the younger partner, mainly because they have not reached a certain point in their life.

The Conclusion

All in all, when it comes to age gaps in relationships, it really depends on the people involved. For some couples, age gaps totally work. For others, the relationships ultimately reach their end. What matters most is that everyone involved is of legal age, is comfortable, happy, and in love with their partner. If all those requirements are met, then maybe age really is just a number.

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Head-Over-Heels: 4 Signs A Man Is In Love

Men can be crazy hard to read. From the time they're born, men are taught to bottle up their feelings and emotions, making it nearly impossible to tell how they feel about anything. This makes it particularly hard to know how your boyfriend feels about your relationship. You may feel that you love him, but how do you know if he loves you? Even if he verbally says that he loves you, is there any way you can really be sure? Check out these four signs that a man is in love with you:

1. He's Includes You In Family Activities

Most men don't just introduce any partner to their family. If he's introduced you to his family and is including you in family occasions, it's because he has serious feelings about your relationship. If he thought the relationship was going to end anytime soon, he wouldn't want you to be involved with his family at all.

2. He's Not Talking To Other Women

Now, we don't mean that he can't talk to longterm friends or co-workers. We mean that if he's not flirting with other women, it's because he has strong feelings for you and wants to make sure your relationship works. It also means that he really respects you and doesn't want to do anything that would upset you or make you look foolish.

3. He Is Protective Of You

When a man texts or calls to make sure you get home alright, consider him in love. If he actually worries about you when you're away and wants to make sure that you're safe, it's because he really cares about you. If he wasn't in love with you, he wouldn't care whether you were okay or not.

4. He Lets You Get Your Way…A Lot

If a man is constantly letting you get your way, it's probably because he loves you. When a man is in love, he'll do just about anything to make sure you're happy. This means spoiling you and letting you get your way, even when it's not what he wants. Now, it's up to you to not take advantage of this perk! He may really love you and want to make you happy, but that doesn't mean you can walk all over him!

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Taking the Plunge: 3 Important Questions To Ask Before Getting Engaged

So you're thinking of proposing to your partner – or you have an idea that your partner may propose to you. Either way, getting engaged is a huge step to take in a relationship. It means that “holy matrimony” is on the horizon! While you obviously love your partner, and you probably think you know everything there is to know about them, there are some important questions to ask before getting engaged. There are certain, well, deal breakers you should know about before you exchanged those everlasting vows. You don't want to wait until after you're married to find out that you and your partner are on very different pages about some very important things. Before you decide to get married, check out these three important questions to ask before getting engaged:

1. Do You Want Kids?

This is undoubtedly the most important thing you need to know before marrying your partner. Many marriages have ended because one partner wanted kids and the other did not. There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting kids (those pesky little devils can be so annoying, right?) There's also nothing wrong with definitely wanting kids (they enrich our lives in a way we could never imagine, right?) Before taking the next step, you need to know if you and your partner are in agreeance about having children. If not, it could mean the end of your marriage.

2. Where Do You Want To Live?

Where you're going to live is a huge decision you'll have to make once you get married. Do you want to continue living wherever you already are? Do you want to move somewhere new and start with a clean slate? Do you want to live in an apartment or a big house? Do you want to make sure that you live far, far away from your in-laws? These questions surrounding living quarters are very important and can make or break a marriage.

3. What Do You See For Your Career?

It's important to know what your partner has in mind for their career, if anything. Maybe they want to be a stay-at-home parent. Maybe they have huge ambitions and want to start their own business. It's also important to know what you want to do with your career. If your partner wants to be a stay-at-home parent, you'll have to be prepared to carry the financial stability in your household. This is something you need to know and agree to in advance, otherwise your marriage is headed for splitsville!

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Young Love: 30 Great Date Ideas For Teens

Going on dates is a huge part of a relationship! The perfect date is a combination of fun and romantic, and can really make or break a potential relationship. While there are seemingly endless options for fun and romantic dates, there aren't so many date options for teenage couples. Teenagers have to worry about certain things like being underage (No bars or clubs!) and making it home in time for curfew (No late-night concerts or romantic getaways!) Teenagers also have very little money seeing as most of them don't have jobs. All of this can make it very difficult to plan a date! To help out our young friends in love, we've got 30 great date ideas for teens. Check them out below:

  1. Going On A Picnic
  2. Seeing A Movie
  3. Taking An Art Class Together
  4. Going Bowling
  5. Walking Around the Park
  6. Walking Around the Mall
  7. Going Out to Eat
  8. Check Out A Museum
  9. Go For A Bike Ride
  10. Take A Dance Class
  11. Have A Trivia Night
  12. Go To the Beach
  13. Grab A Cup of Coffee
  14. Go Out For Ice Cream
  15. Check Out A Book Store
  16. Sing Karaoke
  17. Study Classwork Together
  18. Walk Your/Their Dog Together
  19. Watch Television
  20. Play Video Games Together
  21. Visit An Aquarium/Zoo
  22. Go To A County Fair/Carnival
  23. Go Ice Skating/Roller Blading
  24. Play Miniature Golf
  25. Watch the Sunset Together
  26. Explore A Thrift Store
  27. Volunteer Somewhere Together
  28. Go To A Sports Game
  29. Play Games At An Arcade
  30. Spend Time With One Another's Family

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Funny and Flirty: 30 Hilarious Pickup Lines

If we're being honest, pickup lines very rarely work on women. They find these things to be cheesy and sometimes offensive. With that said, how else are you going to start a conversation? Pickup lines can be very helpful to people who need an easy way to start talking to a woman, and there are ways to make sure your pickup line doesn't fall flat. You're much more likely to succeed if your pickup line makes her laugh! Check out thirty hilarious pickup lines to use when approaching a woman:

  1. Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
  2. We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  3. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
  4. So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  5. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  6. If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
  7. Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
  8. Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
  9. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  10. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  11. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  12. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  13. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
  14. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
  15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  17. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really? What is it? Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  19. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  20. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  23. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  24. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  26. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  27. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  28. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  29. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
  30. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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Major Missteps: 4 Things You Should Never Do On A First Date

First dates are a serious hit or miss situation. If you make a mistake, you've most likely ruined the chances for another date, let alone a relationship with this person. If you want to make a great impression on a first date, there are some things you definitely should avoid doing. Check out four things you should never do on a first date:

1. Have Sex

There's some debate surrounding this, but for the most part, having sex on the first date does not make a good impression. It sends the signal that you're easy and it may even make your date think that you sleep with anyone and everyone you go out with. Keep your pants on and make your date really work to earn intimacy.

2. Wear Revealing Clothes

This one is very intricately related to the prior tip. Dressing provocatively or wearing revealing clothes sends the message that you are easy. Most people like a partner who dresses modestly and doesn't show off their body…at least not on the first date.

3. Talk About Your Ex

A surefire way to ruin a first date is to talk about your ex. You need to avoid talking about exes at all costs. Even if your date asks about your previous relationships, keep it brief. Talking too much about an ex sends the message that you aren't over that ex, and it will send your date running.

4. Pretend To Be Someone You're Not

The worst thing you can do on a first date – or any date, really – is pretend to be someone you are not. Don't lie about your job, your family or your friends. Don't lie about your hobbies or what you enjoy doing. Be honest and be yourself. Being true to who you are will make the best impression you can make on a first date.

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On-Screen Love: The 50 Best Romantic Movies To Watch On A Date Night

Sometimes you just want to have a romantic night in with your partner. An at-home date night usually consists of two things: dinner and a movie! The perfect type of movie to watch on a date night is a romantic movie, but which one do you choose? You've probably already seen most of them over the years, so if you can't figure out which one to watch or which one you haven't seen, check out this list! Some are hilarious rom-coms and others are heartbreaking tearjerkers. There's a romantic movie to suit anyone's taste! These are the 50 best romantic movies to watch on a date night:

  1. When Harry Met Sally (1989)
  2. The Way We Were (1973)
  3. Love Story (1970)
  4. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  5. There's Something About Mary (1998)
  6. Titanic (1997)
  7. The Notebook (2004)
  8. A Walk to Remember (2002)
  9. A Star Is Born (1976)
  10. Casablanca (1942)
  11. Gone With the Wind (1939)
  12. Pretty In Pink (1986)
  13. My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
  14. Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
  15. Pretty Woman (1990)
  16. Love and Other Drugs (2010)
  17. How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998)
  18. Urban Cowboy (1980)
  19. Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
  20. Notting Hill (1999)
  21. Friends With Benefits (2011)
  22. No Strings Attached (2011)
  23. Say Anything (1989)
  24. The English Patient (1996)
  25. Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)
  26. Call Me By Your Name (2017)
  27. The Bodyguard (1992)
  28. The Shape of Water (2017)
  29. Walk the Line (2005)
  30. Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
  31. The Graduate (1967)
  32. Bridges of Madison County (1995)
  33. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
  34. Sleepless In Seattle (1993)
  35. Moonstruck (1987)
  36. Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
  37. Annie Hall (1977)
  38. Roman Holiday (1953)
  39. The Princess Bride (1987)
  40. La La Land (2016)
  41. Shakespeare In Love (1998)
  42. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
  43. Jerry Maguire (1996)
  44. Love Actually (2003)
  45. About Time (2013)
  46. As Good As It Gets (1997)
  47. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)
  48. Reality Bites (1994)
  49. Four Weddings and A Funeral (1994)
  50. The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

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Better Off Alone: 4 Great Perks Of Being Single

It seems like everyone is always looking to be in a relationship. As soon as someone goes through a breakup, they're ready to move right on to the next relationship. It's almost as if being single is the worst thing in the world! The truth is that there is nothing wrong with going solo for a while. In fact there are some major perks of being single. We're here to tell you that you don't need to be in a relationship at all times! Check out four great perks of being single below:

1. You Get To Know Yourself

One of the biggest perks of being single is that you get to know yourself better. When you spend time alone, you can focus on yourself and figure out what you really want in life. Being single can give you the room to figure out what you want in future relationships, what career you want to have, or where you want to live one day. When you're single, your mind is not clouded by another person and you can clearly see who you really are.

2. You Spend More Time With Friends and Family

Being single means you have plenty of free time to spend with friends and family. When you're in a relationship, your friends and family are often neglected and see very little of you. So being single is the perfect time to make memories with your friends or go on vacations with your family.

3. You Save A Lot Of Money

Let's be real: relationships are expensive! From fancy date nights to pricey gifts, the cost of being in a relationship adds up quickly. Being single gives you the chance to save a ton of money, or even spend your money on yourself for a change!

4. You Can Do Whatever You Want

Perhaps the biggest perk of being single is that you have ultimate freedom. There is no one to answer to. There is no one who has certain expectations of you. You are free to go wherever you please with whomever you please whenever you please! Is there anything better than total and complete freedom?

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Keeping It Casual: 3 Rules To Follow In A Casual Relationship

While most people are looking for monogamous, long-term relationships, there are many people out there who enjoy unconventional relationships. One such relationship is a casual relationship. A casual relationship is like a “friends with benefits” situation. The two of you are intimate with one another, but you don't need to be exclusive. You are free to see other people and you do not put an official title on your relationship. This type of relationship is perfect for people who are not looking for a serious commitment or people who are not ready to settle down. It is also perfect if you are just testing the waters with someone and feeling them out before you decide to be serious with them. While casual relationships can be very beneficial for certain people, there are some important rules you need to follow to make one work. Check out three rules to follow in a casual relationship:

1. Don't Get Jealous

A crucial part of being in a casual relationship is that you cannot get jealous when the other person gets involved with someone else. The whole point of being in a casual relationship is not being exclusive. This means that the both of you are free to see whoever you want. If you find yourself getting jealous over the other person seeing someone else, you may not be cut out for a casual relationship.

2. Always Use Protection

Being that casual relationships are not exclusive, you need to make sure that you always use protection when having sex. You don't know exactly who your casual partner is being with or if they have any sexually transmitted diseases. To be on the safe side, make sure that you always use protection when having sex with this person.

3. Make Sure You're Both On the Same Page

The most important rule in a casual relationship is to always make sure that you are both on the same page. If one of you thinks that the relationship is exclusive and the other thinks it is casual, you are asking for trouble. When the two of you have different ideas of what is going on, someone is bound to get hurt. To make sure that everyone is comfortable with the situation, you both need to explicitly express what you want the relationship to be like and where you want it to go.

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