Extra Cheese: 30 Of the Cheesiest Pickup Lines You’ve Ever Heard

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Pickup lines can be a useful tool when you want to strike up a conversation with an attractive stranger. However, you have to remember that most pickup lines are absolutely awful! There are certain pickup lines that will send someone running away, rather than running into your arms. To help you know which ones to avoid, we've got the 30 cheesiest pickup lines you've ever heard. Check them out below!

  1. “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous.”
  2. “Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and I don’t mind being lost at sea”
  3. “Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
  4. “If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.”
  5. “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
  6. “Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!”
  7. “You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”
  8. “You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  9. “I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.”
  10. “If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar.”
  11. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.”
  12. “You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  13. “Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?”
  14. “Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?”
  15. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.”
  16. “I wasn’t always religious, but I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
  17. “If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.”
  18. “I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card, cause I am totally checking you out.”
  19. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
  20. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?”
  21. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club…What should we do with their money?”
  22. “You must be a campfire…Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.”
  23. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.”
  24. “There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.”
  25. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  26. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
  27. “I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!”
  28. “Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
  29. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.”
  30. “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”

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