Nerdy One-Liners: 50 Pickup Lines For Unapologetic Nerds

Are you a total nerd? Is the girl you're interested in a total nerd? If one or both of you is obsessed with science, these pickup lines just may work to get the two of you together! Check out 50 pickup lines for unapologetic nerds:

  1. Wanna dance? I can get your inertia in motion.
  2. You appear more special than relativity to me.
  3. What's your resonance frequency?
  4. I'm hung like a Foucault Pendulum.
  5. I think my heart just lagged.
  6. Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
  7. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is to the Sun; a large force inversely proportional to distance squared.
  8. We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  9. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  10. You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
  11. Let's exchange fermions.
  12. You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
  13. You are sweeter than 3.14.
  14. What's your quantum number?
  15. As per the second law of thermodynamics, you should share your hotness with me.
  16. Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
  17. Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.
  18. I know the spring constant of my mattress, interested in taking some data?
  19. I might be a Physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
  20. What do you feel about group experiments?
  21. Let's meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.
  22. Wanna test the spring potential of my mattress.
  23. I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.
  24. I bet that dress looks even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.82 m/s2
  25. I supply voltage, you a little resistance; imagine the current we can make together.
  26. Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
  27. I'd fall for you even in absence of gravity.
  28. How do you feel about group experiments?
  29. I'm so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  30. What is you sine?
  31. I'm attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
  32. Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
  33. You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
  34. You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
  35. You and me get together like superposition of two waves in phase.
  36. You + Me = Grand Unification.
  37. Your smile is warmer than a hydrogen plasma.
  38. You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't ‘matter'.
  39. In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
  40. I'd really like to study this ‘heavenly body'.
  41. You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
  42. Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
  43. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you are doing tonight.
  44. Your lab bench or mine?
  45. Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
  46. What counts is how the force is applied to a vector, and not its length.
  47. Let's couple our equations tonight.
  48. Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  49. Top quark or bottom quark?
  50. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

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