Romantic Equations: 50 Great Pickup Lines For Math Nerds

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We all know that pickup lines can be super cheesy and it's pretty rare that they actually work. While pickup lines may not be effective at making someone fall head-over-heels for you, they can certainly get someone's attention and start a conversation! The more clever the pickup line, the more likely it is to be a hit. Pickup lines are especially effective if you know your audience. This particular set of pickup lines is for total math nerds. If the person you like is a complete math whiz, they'll appreciate these 50 pickup lines for math nerds!

  1. My love is like √(-1). Complex, but not imaginary.
  2. I'm not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.
  3. What's your sine?
  4. How can I know 50 digits of Π and not know the digits of your phone number?
  5. I'm more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  6. Let's find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
  7. Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  8. Can I have your significant digits?
  9. I'm sine, you are cosine, let's make a tangent.
  10. I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
  11. You be the numerator and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form.
  12. I don't like my current girlfriend, mind if I made a you-substitution?
  13. Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
  14. You must be cos2, I'm sin2, and together we are 1.
  15. Are you a function of my asymptotic? I always tend towards you.
  16. My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
  17. My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.
  18. You have a fine body. Are you a Mathlete?
  19. I should ask you out, 'cause you can't differentiate.
  20. Wanna couple our equations tonight?
  21. You are like a student and I'm like a math book. You solve all my problems.
  22. Wanna make a composite function?
  23. You are sweeter than 3.14.
  24. You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
  25. Had you been a triangle, you would be acute one.
  26. Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.
  27. You are a well-defined function.
  28. You are 1/(Cos c).
  29. Is your sine Π/2? ‘Cause you are 1.
  30. I hope you are good at algebra, 'cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.
  31. I sure hope you know set theory, 'cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
  32. You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.
  33. My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
  34. You must be a 90º angle. You are right.
  35. My love is defined by exponential curve, it's unbounded.
  36. Without you I'm like a null set, empty.
  37. You have one compact set.
  38. You are as beautiful as 1.618.
  39. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.
  40. You have got more curves than a triple integral.
  41. I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
  42. Your beauty is like Π, never ending.
  43. I wonder what the L' Hospital's rule says of the limit when I is over you.
  44. Wanna expand my polynomial?
  45. Can I explore your mean value?
  46. Can you integrate my natural log?
  47. Let's do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
  48. I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
  49. Are you √(2), 'cause I feel irrational around you.
  50. You must be √(-1), 'cause you can't be real.

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