Some of them are cute and clever, but most of them are downright awful. We're talking about pickup lines! How many times have you been approached by someone and heard a truly cringe-worthy pickup line? They number of dreadful pickup lines is truly endless, but we've put together the twenty worst pickup lines we've ever heard. Check them out here:
- I'm afraid I've lost my teddy bear…can I sleep with you instead?
- Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I was “touched by an angel”.
- I'm going to need a Band-Aid. I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world!
- You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong!
- Good thing I have my library card cause I'm definitely checking you out.
- Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be on them.
- Your mother must be a beaver, because damn, girl!
- My doctor told me that I'm deficient in Vitamin U. Maybe you can help with that.
- Feel my sweater – it's made of boyfriend material.
- Your name must be Wi-Fi, because we definitely have a connection.
- Okay, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
- Excuse me, but my friend over there is too shy to ask. He wants your phone number so he knows where to reach me tomorrow morning.
- Oh no, you've got something in your eye…it's a sparkle.
- Don't you remember me? We met in my dreams.
- I have 1% percent battery left on my phone and I'm willing to use it by getting your number.
- You like pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass?
- Girl, you're like a campfire. I just want s'more.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Baby, you're the next contestant up on the “Game of Love”.
There you have it! Twenty of the worst pickup lines ever! Burn them into your brain so that you never make a girl cringe with disgust the next time you're flirting!
