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Getting It Right: 5 Compliments Women Love Getting

Talking to a woman can be a little tricky sometimes. You should always be respectful and while you may think it is nice to give her a compliment, there are some compliments that actually offensive. (I.e. “You're not like other girls!” “You've lost so much weight!” etc.) If you want to truly compliment her, you want to tell her something meaningful that will actually make her feel good. To help you understand what a good compliment is, check out these five compliments women love getting:

1. “You always make me laugh.”

This is a great compliment because it has nothing to do with a woman's physical appearance and who doesn't love to be funny? This lets her know that you appreciate her sense of humor and you are valuing something other than her looks.

2. “I always learn something new from you.”

This is an excellent compliment because it acknowledges her intelligence. Maybe the girl you're talking to has knowledge about a wide variety of topics and you really do learn something new every time you talk to her. Let her know this! It will show her that she has important information to share and that you really listen to what she has to say.

3. “I really have fun with you.”

It is important to let a woman know that you enjoy spending time with her and that it's not just about your physical attraction to her. Let her know that you actually have fun when you hang out with her and that you enjoy your time together.

4. “You're really good at *insert hobby/job/skill.”

One of the biggest compliments women love is being told that they are good at something they do. If she enjoys painting, let her know how good her artwork is. If she works as a nurse, let her know how caring and compassionate she is. If she is going to culinary school, compliment her cooking. It is important to let her know that she is good at what she does.

5. “You're really kind to everyone.”

Kindness is an important trait. If the woman you're talking to is always kind and compassionate, and this is something that you admire in her, let her know. Complimenting traits like this is so much better than complimenting her physical attributes. This lets her know that her character is good, rather than just her appearance.

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Rated R: 40 Totally Dirty Pickup Lines That Just Might Work

Honestly, pickup lines don't often work. The best thing you could hope for when using a pickup line is that you really make a woman laugh. If you use one of these 40 dirty pickup lines, that just might happen! Check them out below:

  1. Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
  2. Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
  3. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
  4. Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
  5. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  6. You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
  7. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
  8. Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice.
  9. Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you.
  10. Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
  11. Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener.
  12. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
  13. Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.
  14. If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas.
  15. Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
  16. If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
  17. Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
  18. Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
  19. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
  20. Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
  21. I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
  22. Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
  23. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
  24. I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
  25. Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
  26. You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
  27. Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
  28. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  29. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
  30. There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
  31. I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  32. I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
  33. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  34. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  35. You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
  36. Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
  37. Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
  38. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
  39. You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
  40. Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!

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