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Funny and Flirty: 30 Hilarious Pickup Lines

If we're being honest, pickup lines very rarely work on women. They find these things to be cheesy and sometimes offensive. With that said, how else are you going to start a conversation? Pickup lines can be very helpful to people who need an easy way to start talking to a woman, and there are ways to make sure your pickup line doesn't fall flat. You're much more likely to succeed if your pickup line makes her laugh! Check out thirty hilarious pickup lines to use when approaching a woman:

  1. Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
  2. We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  3. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
  4. So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  5. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  6. If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
  7. Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
  8. Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
  9. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  10. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  11. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  12. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  13. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
  14. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
  15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  17. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really? What is it? Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  19. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  20. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  23. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  24. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  26. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  27. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  28. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  29. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
  30. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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Romantic Equations: 50 Great Pickup Lines For Math Nerds

We all know that pickup lines can be super cheesy and it's pretty rare that they actually work. While pickup lines may not be effective at making someone fall head-over-heels for you, they can certainly get someone's attention and start a conversation! The more clever the pickup line, the more likely it is to be a hit. Pickup lines are especially effective if you know your audience. This particular set of pickup lines is for total math nerds. If the person you like is a complete math whiz, they'll appreciate these 50 pickup lines for math nerds!

  1. My love is like √(-1). Complex, but not imaginary.
  2. I'm not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.
  3. What's your sine?
  4. How can I know 50 digits of Π and not know the digits of your phone number?
  5. I'm more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  6. Let's find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
  7. Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  8. Can I have your significant digits?
  9. I'm sine, you are cosine, let's make a tangent.
  10. I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
  11. You be the numerator and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form.
  12. I don't like my current girlfriend, mind if I made a you-substitution?
  13. Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
  14. You must be cos2, I'm sin2, and together we are 1.
  15. Are you a function of my asymptotic? I always tend towards you.
  16. My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
  17. My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.
  18. You have a fine body. Are you a Mathlete?
  19. I should ask you out, 'cause you can't differentiate.
  20. Wanna couple our equations tonight?
  21. You are like a student and I'm like a math book. You solve all my problems.
  22. Wanna make a composite function?
  23. You are sweeter than 3.14.
  24. You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
  25. Had you been a triangle, you would be acute one.
  26. Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.
  27. You are a well-defined function.
  28. You are 1/(Cos c).
  29. Is your sine Π/2? ‘Cause you are 1.
  30. I hope you are good at algebra, 'cause you have to replace my X without asking Y.
  31. I sure hope you know set theory, 'cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
  32. You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.
  33. My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
  34. You must be a 90º angle. You are right.
  35. My love is defined by exponential curve, it's unbounded.
  36. Without you I'm like a null set, empty.
  37. You have one compact set.
  38. You are as beautiful as 1.618.
  39. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.
  40. You have got more curves than a triple integral.
  41. I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
  42. Your beauty is like Π, never ending.
  43. I wonder what the L' Hospital's rule says of the limit when I is over you.
  44. Wanna expand my polynomial?
  45. Can I explore your mean value?
  46. Can you integrate my natural log?
  47. Let's do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
  48. I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
  49. Are you √(2), 'cause I feel irrational around you.
  50. You must be √(-1), 'cause you can't be real.

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