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Funny and Flirty: 30 Hilarious Pickup Lines

If we're being honest, pickup lines very rarely work on women. They find these things to be cheesy and sometimes offensive. With that said, how else are you going to start a conversation? Pickup lines can be very helpful to people who need an easy way to start talking to a woman, and there are ways to make sure your pickup line doesn't fall flat. You're much more likely to succeed if your pickup line makes her laugh! Check out thirty hilarious pickup lines to use when approaching a woman:

  1. Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
  2. We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  3. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
  4. So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  5. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  6. If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
  7. Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
  8. Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
  9. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  10. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  11. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  12. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  13. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
  14. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
  15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  17. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really? What is it? Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  19. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  20. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  23. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  24. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  26. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  27. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  28. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  29. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
  30. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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Nerdy One-Liners: 50 Pickup Lines For Unapologetic Nerds

Are you a total nerd? Is the girl you're interested in a total nerd? If one or both of you is obsessed with science, these pickup lines just may work to get the two of you together! Check out 50 pickup lines for unapologetic nerds:

  1. Wanna dance? I can get your inertia in motion.
  2. You appear more special than relativity to me.
  3. What's your resonance frequency?
  4. I'm hung like a Foucault Pendulum.
  5. I think my heart just lagged.
  6. Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
  7. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is to the Sun; a large force inversely proportional to distance squared.
  8. We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  9. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
  10. You are spreading your hotness everywhere like an exothermic reaction.
  11. Let's exchange fermions.
  12. You must be the Higgs Boson particle, because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
  13. You are sweeter than 3.14.
  14. What's your quantum number?
  15. As per the second law of thermodynamics, you should share your hotness with me.
  16. Want to experience a gamma ray burst?
  17. Your name must be Andromeda, 'cause we are destined to collide.
  18. I know the spring constant of my mattress, interested in taking some data?
  19. I might be a Physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
  20. What do you feel about group experiments?
  21. Let's meet up so I can excite your natural frequency.
  22. Wanna test the spring potential of my mattress.
  23. I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves.
  24. I bet that dress looks even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.82 m/s2
  25. I supply voltage, you a little resistance; imagine the current we can make together.
  26. Was that drink magnetic? ‘Cause you are attractive.
  27. I'd fall for you even in absence of gravity.
  28. How do you feel about group experiments?
  29. I'm so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  30. What is you sine?
  31. I'm attracted to you more than an electron is attracted to a proton.
  32. Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
  33. You would be set to stunning if you were a laser.
  34. You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.
  35. You and me get together like superposition of two waves in phase.
  36. You + Me = Grand Unification.
  37. Your smile is warmer than a hydrogen plasma.
  38. You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won't ‘matter'.
  39. In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
  40. I'd really like to study this ‘heavenly body'.
  41. You must be a star, I can't stop orbiting around you.
  42. Similar to a vacuum, you are the only thing in my universe.
  43. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you are doing tonight.
  44. Your lab bench or mine?
  45. Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
  46. What counts is how the force is applied to a vector, and not its length.
  47. Let's couple our equations tonight.
  48. Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  49. Top quark or bottom quark?
  50. Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

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