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Role Reversal: 20 Pickup Lines To Use On Guys

When you think of pickup lines, you often think of men annoying women with cheesy one-liners that definitely don't get them anywhere at all. While most pickup lines are totally awful, there are some that just might work. We've decided to flip the script and share some pickup lines that women can use on men, and they're actually quite clever! Check out 20 pickup lines to use on guys below:

  1. Tomorrow when I wake up, I hope you're the first thing I see.
  2. I like a man who knows who he wants.
  3. What does a girl have to do to get a guy to buy her a cup of coffee?
  4. What took you so long to come into my life?
  5. You look like my next boyfriend.
  6. My mother taught me to be a very good girl. But today, I feel naughty.
  7. So, what does it feel like to look so good?
  8. Hey, could you pose with me while my friend takes a picture? I want to make my ex-boyfriend jealous.
  9. Aren't you the guy who's supposed to buy me a drink?
  10. You look really familiar. Are you a famous actor?
  11. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U' and ‘I' together.
  12. There's no time like the present to take me out on a date.
  13. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  14. I need some air, cause you just took my breath away!
  15. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't seem to take them off you.
  16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
  17. You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
  18. You're the hottest thing since sunburns.
  19. Don't be so picky… I wasn't!
  20. I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon.

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Are You Serious?: 20 Of The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Some of them are cute and clever, but most of them are downright awful. We're talking about pickup lines! How many times have you been approached by someone and heard a truly cringe-worthy pickup line? They number of dreadful pickup lines is truly endless, but we've put together the twenty worst pickup lines we've ever heard. Check them out here:

  1. I'm afraid I've lost my teddy bear…can I sleep with you instead?
  2. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I was “touched by an angel”.
  3. I'm going to need a Band-Aid. I scraped my knee falling for you.
  4. Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world!
  5. You must work at Subway, because you just gave me a footlong!
  6. Good thing I have my library card cause I'm definitely checking you out.
  7. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be on them.
  8. Your mother must be a beaver, because damn, girl!
  9. My doctor told me that I'm deficient in Vitamin U. Maybe you can help with that.
  10. Feel my sweater – it's made of boyfriend material.
  11. Your name must be Wi-Fi, because we definitely have a connection.
  12. Okay, I'm here. What do you want for your next wish?
  13. Excuse me, but my friend over there is too shy to ask. He wants your phone number so he knows where to reach me tomorrow morning.
  14. Oh no, you've got something in your eye…it's a sparkle.
  15. Don't you remember me? We met in my dreams.
  16. I have 1% percent battery left on my phone and I'm willing to use it by getting your number.
  17. You like pancakes? How about IHOP on that ass?
  18. Girl, you're like a campfire. I just want s'more.
  19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  20. Baby, you're the next contestant up on the “Game of Love”.

There you have it! Twenty of the worst pickup lines ever! Burn them into your brain so that you never make a girl cringe with disgust the next time you're flirting!