We don't want to stir up any controversy here, but we have to be honest: Women aren't always the easiest people to please! It can be hard to make your girlfriend happy sometimes, try as you might. If you want to put a smile on your her face, you'll want to know these thirty things your girlfriend wants to hear you say! Check them out below:
“Let me tell you what I love about you…”
“You look beautiful today.”
“We're in this together.”
“Last night was amazing.”
“I'm here if you want to talk.”
“Tell me something you've never told anyone else.”
Talking to a woman can be a little tricky sometimes. You should always be respectful and while you may think it is nice to give her a compliment, there are some compliments that actually offensive. (I.e. “You're not like other girls!” “You've lost so much weight!” etc.) If you want to truly compliment her, you want to tell her something meaningful that will actually make her feel good. To help you understand what a good compliment is, check out these five compliments women love getting:
1. “You always make me laugh.”
This is a great compliment because it has nothing to do with a woman's physical appearance and who doesn't love to be funny? This lets her know that you appreciate her sense of humor and you are valuing something other than her looks.
2. “I always learn something new from you.”
This is an excellent compliment because it acknowledges her intelligence. Maybe the girl you're talking to has knowledge about a wide variety of topics and you really do learn something new every time you talk to her. Let her know this! It will show her that she has important information to share and that you really listen to what she has to say.
3. “I really have fun with you.”
It is important to let a woman know that you enjoy spending time with her and that it's not just about your physical attraction to her. Let her know that you actually have fun when you hang out with her and that you enjoy your time together.
4. “You're really good at *insert hobby/job/skill.”
One of the biggest compliments women love is being told that they are good at something they do. If she enjoys painting, let her know how good her artwork is. If she works as a nurse, let her know how caring and compassionate she is. If she is going to culinary school, compliment her cooking. It is important to let her know that she is good at what she does.
5. “You're really kind to everyone.”
Kindness is an important trait. If the woman you're talking to is always kind and compassionate, and this is something that you admire in her, let her know. Complimenting traits like this is so much better than complimenting her physical attributes. This lets her know that her character is good, rather than just her appearance.
Honestly, pickup lines don't often work. The best thing you could hope for when using a pickup line is that you really make a woman laugh. If you use one of these 40 dirty pickup lines, that just might happen! Check them out below:
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice.
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later.
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
If we're being honest, pickup lines very rarely work on women. They find these things to be cheesy and sometimes offensive. With that said, how else are you going to start a conversation? Pickup lines can be very helpful to people who need an easy way to start talking to a woman, and there are ways to make sure your pickup line doesn't fall flat. You're much more likely to succeed if your pickup line makes her laugh! Check out thirty hilarious pickup lines to use when approaching a woman:
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really? What is it? Its just that…your numbers not in it.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
It's always nice to receive a compliment…or is it? While everyone realizes that compliments are well-intentioned, they don't always come off that way. Some compliments can seem backhanded and others can just be downright annoying. You may think that you're doing something nice by complimenting a woman, but you need to make sure your compliment isn't misconstrued. Read on to find out 30 compliments women are tired of hearing:
I really love how thick you are!
You look great now that you've lost weight.
Your hair looks good now that you've cut it.
I like how exotic you look.
You're cute, not sexy.
You look great for your age.
I like how you don't put a lot of effort into looking good.
You look so much better in person than in pictures!
You have such a pretty face for a big girl.
You look good…are you wearing makeup today?
You look a lot younger than you are.
I like you because you're not like other girls.
You're really smart for a girl!
I liked your hair when it was longer/shorter/straighter/curlier.
I like how you don't care what you wear.
You look so much healthier today!
That outfit makes you look so much skinnier.
You're really cute for a short girl.
I don't normally like tall girls, but you look good.
You'd be so much prettier without all that makeup!
You've really filled out nicely!
I just love it when you wear this color.
You're really pretty when you have a tan.
You looked so good when you covered up the dark under eye circles.
You have a great body. You should show more skin!
I don't normally like girls with flat chests, but you look good.
You look so much better when you cover up.
You're really pretty for a muscular girl.
I didn't think girls could be funny until I met you!
Have you gone on date after date and had no luck in your love life? Are you wondering where you're going wrong? It may be that you're pushing people away with your conversation skills. Many of us have a hard time communicating in a healthy way and it comes through when we first meet people. Our poor conversation skills end up turning people off and before we know it, we've been single for years. Is there any way to improve your conversation skills? Lucky for all of us, there is! Check out these five conversation techniques that will make you ten times more attractive:
The most important of all conversation techniques is to listen. You cannot have a good conversation without being an active listener. Too many people talk and talk and talk but never really listen. Show the other person that you're hearing them by asking questions about what they're saying.
2. Don't Try Too Hard
Never try too hard when you're talking to someone. It will come through in everything you say and all of your mannerisms. You should just relax and be yourself when talking with someone. This will let them see your personality shine through in the conversation.
3. Be Positive
No one likes a negative person. In any conversation, keep complaining and critiquing to a minimum, or non-existent. Instead, be positive in what you say. Talk about things you like and compliment things that you think highly of. This will show the person you're speaking to that you are a positive, uplifting person.
4. Don't Gossip
Gossiping is one of the most unattractive things you can do. All it does is show the person you're talking to that you are petty and cannot be trusted. It's just an inconsiderate act that should be avoided in all conversations.
5. Make Eye Contact
One of the most crucial conversation techniques is making eye contact. Avoiding eye contact when you are talking to someone is incredibly off-putting and shows several bad things. It creates the idea that you're insecure or that you're not trustworthy. It makes it almost impossible to make a real connection with someone. For this reason, make sure you maintain eye contact when you are talking to someone.
Women can be hard to read. You can't always decipher the signals that they give off. When talking to a woman you probably wonder, “Does she like me? Does she just want me to go away? What is she thinking about?” It turns out there are some obvious signs that a woman is not at all interested in you. To help you out, read on to find out the eight major signs that a girl isn't interested in you:
1. She's Not Making Eye Contact
If a girl isn't interested in you, she'll avoid making eye contact with you. Eye contact is one of the most important nonverbal indicators of interest. If her eyes are darting around the room, focusing on something behind you, or looking down at the ground, she's letting you know that she's not interested.
2. She Shifts Her Body Away From You
Body language is so important when it comes to telling if someone is interested in you or not. If they like you, they'll find ways to get closer to you. They'll lean in to you when you're talking. On the flip side, if they're not interested in you, they'll lean away from you when talking. They'll shift their body in the direction away from you. This is a clear sign that they're not into you.
3. She Crosses Her Arms
Crossing the arms is a bold signal of defiance and it immediately puts up a wall. If she crosses her arms when talking to you, she's not interested in you. On the other hand, if she holds her arms open and often gestures towards you, she is probably interested. Look at her arms as the door to her heart: it's either opened or closed.
4. She Gives Short Responses or One-Word Answers
If a girl likes you, she'll try to extend the conversation by bringing up more topics, asking you questions, etc. If she's being short with you or giving you one-word answers, she's ready for the conversation to be over. She doesn't want to give you anymore reason to keep talking to her.
5. She Doesn't Smile At All
If a girl isn't interested in you, it's unlikely she'll be smiling. When a girl likes you, she won't be able to stop smiling. When she doesn't like you, it's nearly impossible to smile. This is a very simple equation.
6. She Gives You TMI or Unflattering Information About Herself
When a girl likes you, she wants you to see her in a good light. This means she'll do and say things to make herself look good. So if she's doing or saying things that make her look bad, she probably isn't interested. Sharing too much information or telling unflattering stories about herself means she doesn't care how you see her, meaning she's not interested.
7. She Makes Excuses To Remove Herself From the Conversation
If a girl isn't interested in you, she'll try to remove herself from the conversation. If she's making random excuses to get away from you, it's because she doesn't want to talk to you anymore…because she just isn't interested.