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Funny and Flirty: 30 Hilarious Pickup Lines

If we're being honest, pickup lines very rarely work on women. They find these things to be cheesy and sometimes offensive. With that said, how else are you going to start a conversation? Pickup lines can be very helpful to people who need an easy way to start talking to a woman, and there are ways to make sure your pickup line doesn't fall flat. You're much more likely to succeed if your pickup line makes her laugh! Check out thirty hilarious pickup lines to use when approaching a woman:

  1. Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
  2. We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  3. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
  4. So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
  5. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  6. If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
  7. Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
  8. Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
  9. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  10. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  11. I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  12. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  13. Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
  14. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
  15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  16. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  17. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really? What is it? Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  19. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  20. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  21. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  22. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  23. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  24. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  26. Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  27. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  28. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  29. It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
  30. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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